It has been over a year since Ring 158 implemented the Boomers Boycott. To date, it has been very effective. We have attempted to document some of the changes that have taken place due, directly or indirectly, to the boycott.

Angered by the loss of their favorite "after meeting" meeting place, the Ring's membership unanimously voted to strip Mark Durigon of his presidential duties and remove him from office. He was court-martialed, tarred, feathered, burned in effigy and replaced by Gregor.

For the most part, things have settled down for Mark but occasionally, he is the victim of random acts of violence. Recently, someone smashed the windshield of his mini van forcing him to pack his wife and children in to the family "Lumina" and head for the safety of Columbus Ohio for a few days while the police investigated the incident.

Fearing his own safety, Gregor sold all of his earthy possessions (including his dead Aunt's prosthetic left breast) on EBAY. He fled to the hills of Apollo where he lives in a secluded location with his wife and shotgun.

Mark "Mistoffelees" Strucaly has quit the ring, switched to an all vegetarian diet and, fearing retribution from Boomers Management, installed a Six million dollar security and surveillance system on his property (complete with a twenty foot high, electrified, barbed wire fence).

Although Mike "Amazing Zombo" Baker is still a respected member of the Ring and is the Ring's secretary, he feels it is in his best interest to avoid being seen in public places after the meetings. The Amazing Zombo has opted to pay Mistoffelees a visit after the meetings. Zombo claims that he doesn't mind spending 45 minutes going through all the security checks and clearances, especially the cavity exams. Unfortunately, that leaves only about 15 minutes of quality time with Mistoffelees since Mike has to get up early for work the next day.

In an attempt to avoid being caught up in the scandal, "Magic Mike" Mehalek took a job out of state but was forced to remain in the area when his future employers withdrew their job offer. This was due to the results of his Urine test where large traces of Boomers wing sauce were found.

Chuck Rygle never left Boomers that evening and is still there doing magic for the staff and patrons.

To date, Boomers has never reversed its "Less Is More" wing policy and is still providing only five wings with its ten-piece wing dinner.

P.S. In a totally unrelated incident, Brad Rutter, citing health reasons, has cut back to only five packs of cigarettes a day.